No Such Thing As A Fish

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wet wood, Catholic calendars and nutless noise. 
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We find out why Dan is considered to be so smooth, while he, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Kidneys, Korea, peanuts and Peter Pan. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time.
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Edited by Dan Schreiber
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Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holiday handouts. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers.
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Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus. 
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James tells us the only joke so-far in his hour of standup, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include vampires, fires and football identifiers. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss valuable violins, validating vessels and Vincent Van Gogh.
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Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonnegut. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste.

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Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and subs. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

(Apologies for the audio quality this week - our microphones failed, but we hope the amazing batch of facts distracts you from it!)

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Edited by James Harkin
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Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

Happy weekend everybody! We're sharing a Club Fish bonus episode our main feed.

Drop Us A Line is our fortnightly audience feedback show, in which Andy, James and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. If you're a newbie to Drop Us A Line and you have no idea what's going on, you're in good company - this was Anna's first DUAL after months away for maternity leave!

This episode was released on Club Fish a few months ago - if you like what you see and hear, why not come along to our first ever LIVE Drop Us A Line recording at the London Podcast Festival on 12th September - tickets at nosuchthingasafish.com/live

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Edited by Joe Mayo and Dan Schreiber
Produced by Leying Lee
Team includes Tara Dorrell and Ethan Ruparelia

Rhys Darby joins Dan, James and Anna to discuss Santorini, sheep and suspending sacks of spuds. 

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James describes the time he inhabited a giant robot, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include candles, Canada and camphor. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss boffins, blankets, baldness and Binks.
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Dan finally learns the truth about a playground rumour, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include naughty Newfoundlanders, olive oil, and pointing at pumpkins. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bird songs, big starfish, basic security and Bertha Suttner.

Grey lourie bird media used with permission from @StoriesOfTheKruger | www.storiesofthekruger.com

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James does some gratuitous celebrity name-dropping while he, Dan and Anna discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include revels, rocks and railways. And Dan, James and Anna shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss warmed fog, weird fines and wind farms.

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The gang discuss YOUR facts, and Dan completes a Rubik's cube in just a few seconds. This week's subjects include Pakistan, pubs and printing papers. And Anna, James and Andy shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss big fish, big pencils and a big coincidence. 

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Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including kitchens, cocktails and a chap named Cassell. Anna works out why she lost to James at archery. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stress, sentences and supermarkets.  
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Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including beards, barrels, scissors and Shostakovich. Andy explains why he is the true man of the people. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Edited by James Harkin
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lou Bega, the black keys, and the travelling wheelbarrows.

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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including jellyfish and Jesse Jackson. James sets the record straight over some slander that occurred while he was on holiday.  And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smoking, sinking, sailing and sunscreen.

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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including Curaçao, chips and chess. Dan and Andy compete to see who has the best cardboard box anecdote. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Edited by James Harkin

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